Special Moves
Thirty- One Telepathic Special Moves You Should All Know
Don't forget to scroll down and read the full write-ups for each mind-meddling move
1. A Screaming Skull Scalp
2. A Brain Fade
3. A Whistling Dream-Box Duffer
4. A Smouldering Wig Singe
5. A Fiery Nut Roast
6. A Dome Drubber
7. A Low-Frequency Noddle Poach
8. A Nogginialator
9. A High-Speed Temple Torpedo
10. A Fizzling Skull Dolt
11. A Brain Bungler
12. A Mind Muffler
13. A Hurtling Head Scrag
14. A Grey Matter Splatter
15. A Whirring Wits Wiggler
16. A Bonse Blip
17. A Muddling Medulla Oblongata
18. An Atomic Temple Bolt
19. A Blistering Brain Bungle
20. A Full Frontal Cranium Cracker
21. A Cerebral Cuff
22. A Numbskull Brain Zapper
23. Big Bad Brow Beater
24. Pulverising Pummel Punch
25. A Ballistic Barnett Bolt
26. Climatic Energy Shift
27. A high-speed Head Hunter!
28. A Double Flipping Skull Shank!
29. A Triple Twisting Dome Dentor!
30. A Wild Whistling Wits Whacker!
31. Personal Power Sphere
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A Screaming Skull Scalp
Difficulty: 8
Proximity:2-3m
Pain-ometer: 5
The screaming Skull Scalp starts with a slight burning sensation at the top of the opponent's scalp and develops into an unbearable feeling like the top of the head is on fire. It takes along time to increase the intensity so is not a very good fighting move.
A Brain Fade
Difficulty: 9
Proximity: Up to 10metres
Pain-ometer: 0
Created by Libby, this special move quickly makes the opponent fall into a lasting stupor. The brain literally fades. Brain Fades can last from a few hours to a week depending upon the intensity of the attack.
Long lasting and sometimes deadly on people with small IQ's. Use with the up most caution.
A Whistling Dream-Box Duffer
Difficilty:5
Proximity: 2 kilometres
Pain-ometer:4
The Dream-Box Duffer can only be performed on opponents who are asleep. The telekinetic energy quickly transforms the victim's peaceful mind into a nightmare realm. The opponent wakes feeling like they've literally been to hell and back.
A Smouldering Wig Singe
Difficulty:1
Proximity: 20 metres
Pain-ometer: 1
The wig singe is an easy telepathic move and can be used as a warning shot of nastier things to come. It's simply a short bolt of mind energy that singes the hair. The smell of burnt hair is often worse than the pain.
A Fiery Nut Roast
Difficulty:6
Proximity:5 metres
Pain-ometer:10
This is a particularly nasty and vicious mind attack. The brain is rapidly baked to the size of a nut. Recovery from such a special move can take months and often the brain never grows back to its original size.
Climatic Energy Shift
Difficulty:0
Proximity:0
Pain-ometer:0
A Climatic Energy Shift usually marks the end of a telepathic encounter. The winner sucks up all available energy faster than your mum's best hoover. Often these energy shifts can be more destructive than the actual battle. See the fights between Kimiko and Douggie or Maggie and Abu or Maximus' room meltdown.
A Dome Drubber
Difficulty: 4
Proximity:10 metres
Pain-ometer: 6
Have you ever felt like your head has been put inside a workman's road drill? If so, then you've probably experienced a Dome Drubber. A great special move to use on people who talk too much. After a good Dome Drubbing even the chattiest of people have problems stringing a simple sentence together.
A Low-Frequency Noddle Poach
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A Nogginialator
Difficuly:8
Proximity: 2 metres
Pain-ometer:9
WOW! Now this baby can really do some damage. It consists of a series of ferocious telekinetic waves that fry the brain like crispy bacon. Not for the faint hearted. First used by Maximus Chan on the unfortunate Abu Ismael. See book one.
A High-Speed Temple Torpedo
Difficulty:7 1/2
Proximity: 10 metres
Pain-ometer: 8
This is the biggest single mind attack you can launch at anyone. It takes a long time to generate though so is not a good fighting move. If you want to finish off an already weakened opponent when they're down and out, then hit them with a big Temple Torpedo.
A Fizzling Skull Dolt
Difficulty:2
Proximity:5 metres
Pain-ometer:3
You can actually hear the brain fizzle when it's hit with this dolt of energy. Use in batches of three or four to achieve a good brain fizzle.
A Brain Bungler
Difficulty:2
Proximity: 5 metres
Pain-ometer:1
Is someone getting on your nerves? Is your teacher giving you grief about last week's homework? Still not tidied up your room? Then the Brain Bungler is the move for you. This simple bolt of mind energy can send anyone into a bungling, confused state that can last up to an hour, giving you enough time to weasel up a good excuse or do you homework. Whichever is easier?
A Mind Muffler
Difficulty:3
Proximity:8metres
Pain-ometer:0
SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP. Yes, this is the move that can shut your opponent down in seconds and have them snoozing like a baby.
A Hurtling Head Scrag
Difficulty:6
Proximity: 15metres
Pain-ometer:6
Fancy giving someone you don't like a hair cut? Then the Head Scarag is a perfect move. This low-frequency head-dolt will have the tamest of hairs standing on parade. This move will have everyone in the area laughing at the badest bonnet since Michael Bolton and your enemy crying on the floor with pain. It's not big, and it's not clever, but it sure is funny!
A Grey Matter Splatter
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Created by Guillermo Pew, who is in a class of his own when it comes to making up new telepathic fighting moves, this nasty shot of energy turns the brain to jam. Not very pleseant, just ask Douggie.
A Whirring Wits Wiggler
Difficulty: 8
Proximity: 50metres
Pain-ometer: 4
Have you ever wondered what babies think about? Well if you have, why not ask someone what it's like to have had a Wits Wiggler and there's your answer. This move can reduce an opponents IQ lower than their shoe-size.
A Bonse Blip
Difficulty:1
Proximity:20metres
Pain-ometer:1
The easiest move on the telepathic menu, everyone should try this at home.
Shoot a small bolt of energy from the back of your eyes to the back of your friends head. If you get it righ, chances are they trip, stumble or forget hat they're talking about.
WARNING: Watch out who you do this to, as if they have telepathic powers themselves, they'll probably hit you with a quick Inverted Bonse Blip, which at the least will be a shock, at the worst could esculate into a full-blown telepathic war.
A Muddling Medulla Oblongata
Difficulty::8
Proximity: Just one metre
Pain-ometer: 4
Demonstrated so well by Abby on Douggie this special move will melt the mind to mush, making even simple actions like sitting on a chair difficult. Do not mess with someone who has perfected the Muddling Medulla Oblongata.* Abby was edited out of the final book. Poor Abby.
An Atomic Temple Bolt
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A Blistering Brain Bungle
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A Full Frontal Cranium Cracker
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A Cerebral Cuff
Difficulty:9
Proximity:2-3metres
Pain-ometer:0
The Cerebral Cuff is the ultimate brain paralysis, which can last for decades if your not careful.
This particularly nasty special move send the brain into an artic winter that will freeze up even the tinest pieces of brain energy. You would have to really dislike someone to slap them with a Cerebral Cuff.
A Numbskull Brain Zapper
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A Numb-Skull Brain-Zapper is a telepathic special move that is very effective at stunning dumb animals. Amazingly, it has been used on some incredibly stupid people too. Rommi Katz discovered this special move and practices tirelessly to increase its strength.
Big Bad Brow Beater
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Pulverising Pummel Punch
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A Ballistic Barnett Bolt
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A high-speed Head Hunter
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A Double Flipping Skull Shank
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A Triple Twisting Dome Dentor
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Another Guillermo Pew creation,
A Wild Whistling Wits Whacker
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Yet another Guillermo Pew creation
Personal Power Sphere
Difficulty:8
Proximity:1meter
Pain-ometer:0
Maggie Chases' unique special move. A great defensive move that can quickly turn offensive. See Battle of the Spinney.
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